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Divainthewild
01/27/2012 02:18PM
 
You know when a kid is in the backseat of the car and he wont quit asking if we are there yet?

Mr. Float Stanley has become a real pain in my butt!

Everyday....EVERYDAY he asks if he is going to the BWCA. I keep telling him that the water is hard and no one is paddlin' until at least March/April. I think he's got seasonal depression.

Poor thing.

I found him huggin' my paddle yesterday....I know how he feels!

He's very excited about wingnight because he knows he will be handed off to another great group of paddlers but if someone needs him before then...let me know and we can make arrangements.


 
Arkansas Man
01/27/2012 02:35PM
 
Diva,
Waters not hard down south! Ya'll bring Stanley down and paddle...


Bruce
 
AndySG
01/27/2012 02:34PM
 
Quityerbellyaching FS. Maybe he needs to be whupped and sent to bed without any supper. (Or is that considered abuse by the PFD Protection League?)
 
floatstanley
01/27/2012 02:40PM
 
quote Divainthewild: "You know when a kid is in the backseat of the car and he wont quit asking if we are there yet?


Mr. Float Stanley has become a real pain in my butt!


Everyday....EVERYDAY he asks if he is going to the BWCA. I keep telling him that the water is hard and no one is paddlin' until at least March/April. I think he's got seasonal depression.


Poor thing.


I found him huggin' my paddle yesterday....I know how he feels!


He's very excited about wingnight because he knows he will be handed off to another great group of paddlers but if someone needs him before then...let me know and we can make arrangements.


"



You hurt my feelings.
 
Basspro69
01/27/2012 03:30PM
 
Am I the only one that thought this post was going to be all about J B :-)
 
Trix
01/27/2012 03:28PM
 
poor float..... I think he is just misunderstood.


He feels like the rest of us. He just wants to get out on the lakes and soon!
Hang in there Float! Spring will be here before you know it!


You could always come with Mr. Trix & I up to Gunflint Lodge next month. We can let you float around in the jacuzzi!
 
kanoes
01/27/2012 03:36PM
 
quote Basspro69: "Am I the only one that thought this post was going to be all about J B :-)"
nope! lol
 
bojibob
01/27/2012 03:38PM
 
Stan,


Hang in there Bro. I know what it's like being stuck in a house with a woman.


Think ahead to August...Quetico...Man Chain with the MEN! We will get our "float" on and listen to the Doors and Pink Floyd...


Rob and Mark.
 
izzy
01/27/2012 04:31PM
 
Bring him to Copia. We will pour a couple beers down his buckles and straighten him out.
Izzy
 
jb in the wild
01/27/2012 04:36PM
 
quote Basspro69: "Am I the only one that thought this post was going to be all about J B :-)"


Hell I thought it was gonna be about me. Was wondering what the hell I did or didn't do. Was afraid to open this one. I live in constant fear.



JB
 
Jeriatric
01/27/2012 04:45PM
 
You could try sharing the bath with him.
 
mirth
01/27/2012 04:45PM
 
Hey Float, if you're not busy the week of July 4th I'd be happy to have you come to Cub Scout camp and then go along on the post camp trip to Sylvania Wilderness w/my son and some of his Cub Scout friends....


Let me know!
 
mocha
01/27/2012 05:05PM
 
quote Basspro69: "Am I the only one that thought this post was going to be all about J B :-)"
I thought so, too!
why can't Float Stanley do a winter trip? broaden his horizons??? he's probably been buckling and unbuckling himself for weeks already, keeping in shape for summer.
 
kanoes
01/27/2012 02:50PM
 
i wonder if a pfd's age is similar to dog years. if so, hes going thru those tough teens now. id gently tell him his behavior is not acceptable. if that doesnt work, take away his closed cell foam.....err, phone. :)
 
Savage Voyageur
01/27/2012 04:31PM
 
Poor Float Stanley. When will he go on another trip?
 
serenityseeker
01/27/2012 06:49PM
 
quote Basspro69: "Am I the only one that thought this post was going to be all about J B :-)"


absolutely not. that is the first thing I thought of when I saw this. LOL poor Mark
 
Zulu
01/27/2012 07:01PM
 
Set him up with Her
 
maxxbhp
01/27/2012 07:52PM
 
She's kinda Emo but Stan might be into that
 
jb in the wild
01/27/2012 04:36PM
 
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Greenman
01/27/2012 05:15PM
 
I think people on this site eat WAY to much "corn".
 
overthehill
01/27/2012 03:48PM
 
Sound like a good spanking is in order.
 
Savage Voyageur
01/27/2012 04:56PM
 
quote jb in the wild: "quote Basspro69: "Am I the only one that thought this post was going to be all about J B :-)"



Hell I thought it was gonna be about me. Was wondering what the hell I did or didn't do. Was afraid to open this one. I live in constant faer.




JB"




As I stop laughing I realize this is my life. I guy never knows he is in trouble until the silent treatment. Then it is, what did I do now, you should fear the DIva, LOL
 
mooseplums
01/28/2012 07:41AM
 
Stan should join me on my fall solo the the Quetico....I could use the company
 
Trix
01/27/2012 06:03PM
 
quote mocha: "quote Basspro69: "Am I the only one that thought this post was going to be all about J B :-)"
I thought so, too!
why can't Float Stanley do a winter trip? broaden his horizons??? he's probably been buckling and unbuckling himself for weeks already, keeping in shape for summer."



I Agree! Come on Float! We can go dog sledding!!!!


Maybe he can head up to Duluth for their wingnight this weekend and do some ice fishing!